Please congratulate me on finding my new wife. I just got this email from her. "Hello there I hope you are well, how's things? My name is Natalia! I'm from Russian Federation. I'am very goodish girl and just trying to find soundly Man If You want to talk. reply me at natalikaya@aol.com I can send You my picture attached! have a nice day."
Well of you are a soundly man, then i reckon you are for her:)
I'm not soundly, but please don't tell her.
Shhhh
But she said her dad owns the Siberian pipeline. It's a match made in heaven.
:):):)
You mean the guy I was talking to on the internet isn't really a prince form Nigeria and all the money I sent him won't free his up??? LMAO
LMAO thanks!
You are definitely set for life .... congrats!
I know, I know...A dream come true. ; )
Thanks, JanHaskell.
LOL! I'm gonna reply
You like the Ruskies, eh.
Thanks, TomboyJanet.
Congratulations hope will both love long time! 乂^◡^乂
Ha, Thanks, Ada.
No one can go wrong with a Natalia...
Of course...now you're going to tell me almost every girl is named Natalia...:)
Thank you.
Oh congratulations my friend
You should have helped me with the 75 offers of marriage I received on Facebook last month from all these guys
I kid you not. I accidentally (heavily medicated) accepted over 200 friends request on there. Well I couldn't sleep because my instant messenger was going off like crazy. Well I kept getting messages like "you are so beautiful, I read your profile and you are amazing, I love you, I want to marry you, here is my email address or here is my phone number"
As soon as I would respond with "ya just met me" it was "I know what my heart wants, you are the one for me". I would get life history of these people what they do, how much they make, how they would make my problems go away (my problem was I wanted them to go away.
I finally had to start removing and blocking people. It got so bad. Some people started out with being normal saying they were new and I looked like a nice and friendly person and then a week later went in to all that BS.
This does not count the 25 like that but asked for money. Those ones really pissed me off and I let them have and I don't mean the money either.
I finally got where every time I get a request I pretty much decline it because I really can't trust people
No I have never had that in my email but now I am gonna have to look lol
I hate to laugh, but I've had similar experiences.
Thanks, Lil_Princess.
Most welcome
It is funny now so it is okay to laugh.
All this time I was searching for a "goodish girl", but now I've found a "very goodish girl"...Happy days from now on.
Thanks, semple : )
I think my brother in law married her last month! All he has to do is send another $5,000 to get her travel paperwork in order.
What a bargain. : )
Thanks, Budwick.
Lol....She said: "I don't have have a sister, but my brother does."
Thanks, Markymark.
Ask her if she was taught how to do good ****jobs in Russian wife school
Lol...Thanks.
Congratulations on finding your soulmate while using an app while sitting on the toilet..
Umm...How did you know I was sitting on the toilet...Are you watching me?...jk.
Thanks, Jaxxi.
I have fifty-seven Nigerian princes in my closet.
I'm one up on you....I got 72 virgins in my castle.
Like a Cyclops
Umm...What?
You said " Are you watching me?" and although I said Cyclops, I was thinking Rockwell " somebodys watching me"....LOL
You've got a winner there
Man, I know...We got some future together ; )
Congratulations on a long and successful relationship :P