Please congratulate me on finding my new wife. I just got this email from her. "Hello there I hope you are well, how's things? My name is Natalia! I'm from Russian Federation. I'am very goodish girl and just trying to find soundly Man If You want to talk. reply me at natalikaya@aol.com I can send You my picture attached! have a nice day."

Well of you are a soundly man, then i reckon you are for her:)

If my junk mail folder was believable, I'd have 8 wives, be waiting on a shipment of gold from a small african nation, be a member of an extreme right wing nut job group that wears tin foil hats and thinks they've been abducted by aliens invited by the government and have a serious viagra habit. Oh and congratulations by the way

You are definitely set for life .... congrats!

LOL! I'm gonna reply

Congratulations hope will both love long time! 乂^◡^乂

No one can go wrong with a Natalia...

Of course...now you're going to tell me almost every girl is named Natalia...:)

Oh congratulations my friend

You should have helped me with the 75 offers of marriage I received on Facebook last month from all these guys

I kid you not. I accidentally (heavily medicated) accepted over 200 friends request on there. Well I couldn't sleep because my instant messenger was going off like crazy. Well I kept getting messages like "you are so beautiful, I read your profile and you are amazing, I love you, I want to marry you, here is my email address or here is my phone number"

As soon as I would respond with "ya just met me" it was "I know what my heart wants, you are the one for me". I would get life history of these people what they do, how much they make, how they would make my problems go away (my problem was I wanted them to go away.

I finally had to start removing and blocking people. It got so bad. Some people started out with being normal saying they were new and I looked like a nice and friendly person and then a week later went in to all that BS.

This does not count the 25 like that but asked for money. Those ones really pissed me off and I let them have and I don't mean the money either.

I finally got where every time I get a request I pretty much decline it because I really can't trust people

No I have never had that in my email but now I am gonna have to look lol

I think my brother in law married her last month! All he has to do is send another $5,000 to get her travel paperwork in order.

Ask her if she was taught how to do good ****jobs in Russian wife school

Congratulations on finding your soulmate while using an app while sitting on the toilet..

I have fifty-seven Nigerian princes in my closet.

Like a Cyclops

You said " Are you watching me?" and although I said Cyclops, I was thinking Rockwell " somebodys watching me"....LOL

You've got a winner there