I pledge Allegence to the Excited States of America

Americans have a tendency to get all up in a flurry about some stupid shit that others would not care about. Like the stupid starbucks cup that didn't say merry christmas. WHO THE HELL CARES?!

CULTURAL WARS HAVE TO STOP CLOGGING UP THE NEWS. Let's move on to things that are actually important. Oh boo frickity hoo you're cup doesn't kiss your religion's rear end get over it!