Also about Jokes & Humour+10If you could see a list of every single person that's ever had a sexual thought about you, you'd decline, amirite? More
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Also about Jokes & Humour+2One of the greatest accomplishments a pop musician can have, is having their song re-interpreted by Kidz Bop, amirite? More
Also about Jokes & Humour+7You imagine a specific voice for each Amirite member whenever you read their posts/comments, amirite?
Also about shark+201Shark week drinking game: Every time you see a shark, you take a shot. amirite?
Also about beach and shark+491Wolfs can smell happiness. You're at the beach all happy and a pack of wolves attacks you, WOLF ATTACK. You run into the beach terrified, sharks can smell fear, SHARK ATTACK. You're bleeding and the water is all red, bulls hate red, BULL ATTACK. Now you're losing blood, HEART ATTACK! amirite?
Also about beach+13Finding out you sleepwalk by waking up laying in sand on the beach when you fell asleep in a locked house in your bed (beach house) worries you? amirite?
Also about beach, vacation, and beach vacation+36When whales ejaculate they release 400 gallons of sperm. Only 40 gallons are used to make the baby. So that means for every whale that ejaculates 360 gallons of sperm are left floating around in the water. Beach vacation doesn't sound so good anymore does it? amirite?