Ever have a friend who says: can you take your arm off of my table? Oh, and can you take your leg off the chair? I'm still flabbergasted...don't even know how to react...or if I can react...?

Apparently it's all about skin oils on (fake) furniture...or something...and I respect it since I'm at her place...I of course will do what she wants...but I am still stymied...like WTF?