Also about camel+912The elephant said to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replied "Thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face.", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature-24The government should pass a law making cows, chickens, pigs and horses "pets of humanity" so slaughtering them for food would be a sin, amirite? More
Also about camel+657Elephant walks up to camel, "why have you got 2 boobs on your back?" Camel replies "Why have you got a massive penis on your face ? ", amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+48When in the summer, you are getting used to the heat but your teeth are getting used to the cold. amirite?
Also about desert+71If a desert touches a body of water (a lake, river, pond, etc), it's not a desert, it's a really big beach, amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+73You might be drinking water older than the solar system. amirite?
Also about cross+377When you need to cross the street, you sometimes just stand on the edge of the road and act like you're not going to cross so cars won't stop to let you awkwardly cross, amirite?
Also about cross+841"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Normal Person: "To get to the other side." Grandfather: "Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road! We were told that it crossed the road, and that was it!" Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it did, I've not been told!", amirite?