Also about 6 seconds-8A smore isn't a smore unless your marshmallow fully catches fire for at least 5 or 6 seconds, amirite?
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Also about seconds+338When the radio plays a four-minute song, it goes by pretty fast. Now when the radio plays four minutes of non-stop commercials, you're about ready to break that thing thirty seconds in for not shutting up for two seconds about car insurance and troubled skin. amirite?
Also about seconds+73In some point in history someone decided that if you don't answer the phone in 20 seconds is likely that you won't answer at all. amirite?
Also about 6 seconds-202The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 30 seconds. Ladies, you all should be begging us for sex, not the other way around. amirite?
Also about seconds+111Microorganisms that obeyed the "three seconds food rule" have greater amount of patience than the drivers that honks milliseconds after the traffic light turned green. amirite?
Also about 6 seconds+482Holding your finger in another persons belly button for more than 6 seconds is considered sexual assault, amirite?
Also about 6 seconds+880Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was mad. She told him, ""Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning she woke up to find a brand new bathroom scale in the driveway, amirite?