“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’”
Great one. lol
Son: You say we shouldn't drink and drive, but you do it all the time.
Dad: It's because I have experience son.
I didn't find it funny either.
My family speaks almost exclusively in puns
Ha, you really have to relish a good hot dog pun.
Aahhh, lol - well put :D
That's cute! Your family is cool 😎
Those were cute :D
my mom did that when I was a kid
My kid: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!'
My Dad Response: 'Poof, You’re a sandwich!'
Once my dad set the table with fork, spoon and screwdriver.
He said since I used knives for screwdrivers all the time I could use a screwdriver for a knife.
My uncle read his will once at a family reunion, it said in part, "...and to my son I leave my lawn, because he likes grass so much."
It took me a minute, lol - I'm really clueless about pot and the drug scene :)
Dad I'm cold!
Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees
LOL... pretty cute :D
Boys are bad
Love your Dad