What is the best "Dad" joke you have heard?

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KvotheSaviens avatar Jokes & Humour
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Son: You say we shouldn't drink and drive, but you do it all the time.

Dad: It's because I have experience son.

I didn't find it funny either.

My kid: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!'

My Dad Response: 'Poof, You’re a sandwich!'

Once my dad set the table with fork, spoon and screwdriver.
He said since I used knives for screwdrivers all the time I could use a screwdriver for a knife.

My uncle read his will once at a family reunion, it said in part, "...and to my son I leave my lawn, because he likes grass so much."

my mom did that when I was a kid

Dad I'm cold!
Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees

Boys are bad
Love your Dad
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