Some days I really try to out do myself😘
That's only because you are constantly solving molecular equations in your head...
Oh only on Thursday evening do I do that
I am both very clumsy and I can put the absent minded professor to shame.
Keep the genius part a secret
Oh that is a relief
Never watch me debate physics on my phone while walking straight into a doorframe. Somewhere God is laughing saying "How about them Physics asshole?!" Hence the bruises.
I shouldn't laugh but I have been in that situation before
Sometimes it's all lies tho, those doors can go BOTH ways, they never told us that those bastards!
I always get fooled by those doors like that.