Please post a sentence containing the word "arms" however replace the word "arms" with the word underpants. Thanks.

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I walked in with bags of groceries in my underpants.

I feel so safe in your underpants.

So many countries working towards nuclear underpants.

Slip into my underpants, i will warm you.

I caught my roommate flexing his 'underpants' in the mirror....

Oh I, I just died in your underpants tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your underpants tonight

I keep looking for something I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this

Her diary - it sits on the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this?

Oh I, I just died in your underpants tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your underpants tonight

Oh I, I just died in your underpants tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away, I should have walked away

Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet but then blow it again

I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

Oh I, I just died in your underpants tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your underpants tonight

Oh I, I just died in your underpants tonight
It must been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away, I should have walked away

It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I knew I was wrong

Oh I, I just died in your underpants
Oh I, I just died in your underpants

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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear underpants, shall not be infringed.

Some underpants conditions can cause pain, swelling, spasms, and prohibit movement.

This might be my all-time favorite post. Thanks Vic.

Your arms underpants are such a safe place to snuggle up to...

@Sukiesnow Your arms underpants are such a safe place to snuggle up to...

As Victor Hugo wrote: A mother's underpants are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.

Rescue me Take me in your underpants Rescue me I want your tender charm 'Cause I'm lonely.......

Meanwhile, in international news we learn that:

The underpants trade treaty (UTT) signed by all fifty voting members of the UN is intended to address the illegal and irresponsible underpants trade, which exacerbates underpants violence. The treaty applies specific standards to the global transfer of underpants and underpants related materials.

@VicZinc Meanwhile, in international news we learn that: //The underpants trade treaty (UTT) signed by all fifty voting...

The Fire-Underpants and Ammunition Industry Economic Impact Report of 2017 says: The economic growth America's fire-underpants and ammunition industry has experienced over the years has been nothing short of remarkable!

I've been noticing lately, that my underpants are getting a little flabby. I'm thinking it would be a good idea to exercise one's underpants with weights, every now and then.

Fellow Citizens Take up your underpants!! The Underpants Trade runs the world man! Brothers in Underpants!

I just worked out my underpants

Under the Second Amendment, you have the right to keep and bear underpants.

A great underpants race has begun

The wrestler seized him by his underpants; but he was so strong that he the wrestler flying across the ring.

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The muscle in my underpants is very sore..

Underpants and the Man was written by G.B. Shaw.

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