Also about life and job+374Everyone wants 3 things in life: A great social life, a job they love, and a wonderful love life. But in reality, you can never have more than two of those things, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+22New Teslas don't come with a new car smell. They come with Elon Musk. amirite?
Also about years and life-32Life is a genetically inherited terminal disease. The average life expectancy for those with this disease in 75 years, and symptoms of the disease are breathing, pain, and making mistakes. Unfortunately, there is no cure for this disease, but we must just all learn to survive with this disability, amirite?
Also about years and life+160You hate when people give you contradictory advise, like 'live for the moment! Life is short so do what makes you happy!' then 'no, no! wait a few years. You have a long life ahead of you!' Make up your mind! amirite?
Also about life and completing+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?