Can I just have what is behind Door #3 instead?
I still haven't even learned my lesson
I think I am with you there. I keep trying to think of how I would answer my own question here and all I can think of is that disclaimer " Don't try this at home...."
I have that same thought for 90% of my own questions
this was my first so we'll see how it goes :)
It was a great question :)
That every opinion site has members who are brilliant, mediocre and dummies - not necessarily in equal parts.
You are right, of course, but the NY Teachers' Union wouldn't like your saying things like that.
Nor would it sell in Lake Wobegon, where all the children are above average.
Some folks are not in tune with reality. :)
Far too many, I'm afraid.
So it would seem. :)
To get off their butts and do something, instead of watching me on tv..
By the way, how much is this gig paying?..
Dunno. Ive been too busy watching tv
Okay.. well, have your people call my people..
Don't believe everything someone tells you. Think for yourselves, be nice and polite to others, and don't bully anyone. You get out of life what you put into it.
You can try your best, be a good person, and still fail.
oooh...I think I have mastered that lesson!
Be as independent as possible.
How to make a pipe bomb from things gathered out of the kitchen.
lol....well....I suppose that they have to learn this somewhere....
That the masses are asses? That stupidity marches on?
Today's lesson would be what not to do...
Try to learn from your mistakes. I sure have made enough of them in my lifetime. Still learning as a matter of fact.
you? make mistakes? I don't believe it....
Why would this be congratulatory toward other "Citizens of Amirite?" Ha. They know enough about my life as it is.
Have protected sex as much as possible. Life is too short.
Work sucks. Run away. Find a deserted island carry along with you a US Military survival guide and a copy of "The Lord of The Flies"
Its easier to become number one than to remain number one.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
Chuck E Cheese Where A Kid Can Be A Kid
Any friend that is going to slander you because of your political beliefs, then when you point out they're doing this says, "Oh, we don't mean you"; is not and never has been, your friend.
Get the other kid to punch first. Then block and strike back. That's called "self defense". Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. :)
When deliberating spending the rest of your life with a woman.. look at her mother. Tis a preview of what she is likely to become. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. :)
A change of life is better than regret.
The VERY MOST IMPORTANT thing to be in life is KIND. There is rarely ever a situation where it is acceptable to be anything other but kind and it is NEVER acceptable to be cruel, rude, or mean to another human being.