If anyone did get injured it would be me...I ain't to proud to admit I could trip over thin air.
Sometimes my joking gets mistaken for flirting and then turns in to the "Can I get your number?". If I am interested in continuing just a friendship then I give my real number if not then I give the local funeral home or city morgue number. I had to promise to stop giving out the police department's number...some people have no sense of humor
This was a conversation between me and my dad when I was 18:
Dad: Would you give out my office number to a boy ?
Me: No sir, I wouldn't do such a thing
Dad: Would you give the home phone number to a boy?
Me: No daddy I wouldn't do such a thing
Dad: Then why in the Hell did you give out the police department number to one then
Me: I did it for his own protection...from you
It sounded good at the time
I hope you do realize, that the have been sort of... "wars", when it comes to people liking their own questions and I have been very, VERY much opposed to it, so... Do you you WANT TO CARRY ON WITH LOVING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS or shoild it be fair play for the rest of us to decide with? I mean, WE ALREADY had this bloody issue with Kasara. Should we have it with you, as well?!!!! I bet John will appear from out of nothingness to support me.
Wow if it's such a big deal...I'm only going to continue doing it, LOL. I'm even going to up vote my own comment as soon as I submit it.
Well, once again, I will give up and stop using this site.
Cheating is the way to do it.
You just put it right here for as all to see.
Damn I'm cheating?
Hey you should go write a post and call me out as the Lance Armstrong of Amirite.
Lance had 1.7 testicles.
Not lately, I've been on an accident free role for quite a while now, but years ago my then long hair caught fire when I leaned across the table to give my date a kiss, as my hair dangled across the tea light candle in the middle, and she had to put me out with the table wine. For the rest of the night all I could smell was burnt hair. I have a feeling it ruined the moment
No, it was quite successful
I actually went up to someone who kept looking over at me all night and told her I thought she was quite beautiful. "Sorry, I'm not interested"