Are you a cop, by any chance?
Liars always tell more than one.
The DNC understands that better than anyone.
That's why I've always liked this maxim.
Ride on a roller coaster.
One Lay's potato chip is never enough.
I've heard that with Pringles once you pop you can't stop. I've always found that a bit pretentious. Like just because I opened the container it immediately means I'll eat without end. Sometimes I open the tube and don't eat a single chip just to prove their marketing wrong.
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Okay ... for the "grandkids", huh?
Keep up the good work, JD.
He who saves and eats one jelly baby saves the world entire?
There once was a bright ball of fire,
Renowned all throughout the old shire.
His exploits with jelly
Babes were SEEN on the telly,
'Cuz Plat saved the WHOLE world entire.
Waddaya mean, nutcase?
I'M not the one eating all those jelly babies!
Grilled cheese sandwich.