Also about cow+611In the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease.In the year of the bird, we had bird flu.In the year of the pig, we had swine flu. No wonder we're screwed in 2012, it's the year of the dragon!!! amirite?
Also about cow+1,1053 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the cow....Mad Cow disease was rampant. 2 years ago, the Chinese calendar was the year of the bird.... Avian flu was rampant. This year, the Chinese calendar is the year of the pig . . . Swine flu is rampant. Next year is the year of the cock . . . .guys should be worried, amirite?
Also about cow+279According to the Chinese calender: In 2007 it was the year of the cow, and mad cow disease broke out. In 2008 it was the year of the bird, and avian flu started. In 2009 it was the year of the pig, and swine flu plagued the nation. In 2010 (this year) it's the year of the cock. If I were a boy, I'd be scared, amirite?
Also about cow+1,648A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating
Teacher: (looked at the paper)
Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper
again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no
more grass. amirite?