I dunno...I just find online fight clubs to be a bit lacking....leaving someone the puke emoji isn't as gratifying as a good throat punch.
No. I dont like the idea of hurting people.
And, oh yes......i dont wanna get hit!
Well you have to think of it more as a sport...c'mon Carla. You and me can fight first.
It IS a sport:)
How about we just wrestle?
I was trying to give you a chance because no way would you able to hang with me in the wrestling ring.
I have some tricks.....
Lol I'm sure you do....the legends don't call you Cunning Carla for nothing I'm sure.
Oh, no prodigal. That's short for something else;)
LOL....I figured I'd let you say it and not me.
52 is too old for that. I don't heal up as well as I used to. I'll save fighting for times that it just has to be done.
Still, you see that jacked up drummer?
That's what we heavy rock drummer are like. I'm no way as buff as juice boy there but swinging your arms, sometimes as fast as you can for four hours? It puts a man in shape.
Sure...where do I sign. They don't call me Lil Firecracker for nothing
We can fight, but I'm using the blue hand bag... the brown one clashes with my heels
Oh we can't have ya clashing. We would get the fashion police called on us for sure. I will happily take the brown one
Ooh thanks!! in that case you can have the first swing... promise to be gentle
Just for you I will be extra gentle
Kat puts red house brick in hand bag. 乂^◡^乂
Yay! ...oh hopefully you remember to take out the loose change and mega sized bottle of Chanel.. the one with heavy duty glass ... actually this is sounding too dangerous.. i might let Marky kick box me
Ya hit one person with that in your purse once and you are branded for life
Haha yes by quarters and they forever smell chanely
Figured it would hurt less the the 2x4
you should face off against van dam ... i'd feel sorry for him though
I would most certainly bring someone with me to that fight. Use the ole trip the other person and run tactic
I think that'd work but if we both took him on wielding Louis Vuitton speedy 35's he wouldn't stand a chance :)... especially if it's colour coordinated
That is brilliant
Thanks! I'm trained in the special forces of women's accessories. So I'd recommend the speedy 25 for a typical knife fight, the speedy 30 is good for gang attacks but world class kick boxers can only be defeated with the speedy 35 ... the one with the real leather lining and the extra comfy strap. Marky will be terrified when he reads this
Oh that sounds scary
Isn't Amirite a Fight Club? lol
Yea I admit there are a few qualities it shares with one...
I wish it could be more like the days when I was a contestant in the Kumite.
SONIC - BOOM!!!
Ah shit sorry wrong films...... 乂^◡^乂
Can we use handbags? I bruise easily
They already have them. It's called MMA.
I'm not talking the professional circuit.......I'm talking Arby's Cashier vs. Bank Teller.
Neither was I. There are a lot of amateur and underground clubs and groups. My youngest is an MMA instructor and there are people from all walks of life, from medical doctors to your Arby's cashier. These are also the clubs where the pro circuit eventually draws some of their talent from. 99% of these guys never go pro. Some of the "competition" takes place at the club and some of it is in cages in bars.
And Jim becomes the teacher, lol...I never knew it went that deep as far as amateur level.
"Jim" isn't an instructor, OR participant. Jim is too old for that. LOL
The amateur ranks is huge. Here is just an example of an amateur promoter in Denver. https://www.facebook.com/kickdownmixedmartialarts/
I can find at least two or three amateur fights a month here in Colorado. Generally there are about a dozen fights in a night. (At some of the more seedy venues, more fights can be seen outside the facilities in parking lots) I even went to one that was put on at a college in Alamosa CO.
There are also amateur fights with a specific style like BJJ. These clubs develop peoples skill sets and some eventually move on to learn other styles, hence the term, MMA. Some clubs are purists and only teach or endorse their own style while others embrace learning many techniques.
Arby's went out of business here because all the food was moldy, ewww
Clearly not, lol.
I'm in. 乂^◡^乂
Would love to spar! :)
I'd totally kick your ass. :)
Look behind you!! smashes folding chair on your head after you turn around
Saw folding chair coming. Hence the chainsaw. :)
How Ash of you.
nope no fighting for me
You just broke the first rule...
About time. :)
I was wondering how long it would take to get this comment!
You like watching people hit women?.. totally messing with you. :)