I can put my lipstick on in the dark and never have a smear. lol
I can rattle windows in my sleep.
dang, that takes skill :)
Nah, just obstructive sleep apnea.
I can turn my tongue upside down and curl it.
I can wiggle my ears.
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem while it's in my mouth. Not a lot of call for that skill...
I'll bet there is!
I can be in a relationship without getting angry, violent, turning to alcohol or drugs, quitting my job, cheating, being a control freak, putting TV ahead of sex or gaining weight while still keeping the house clean. Apparently this isn't a sought after skill.
Dallas, you need to get out more.
I'm out now... but I'm replying to you here on my phone :)
Well.....find a woman, look her in the eyes and say something intellegent, with confidence. Shit, dallas, i like women and i would be tempted....
It's good advice, which I do often, but the last time I did and the person was actually single, that was about two years ago and she just wanted to be left alone with her kids. Mostly they are polite then immediately tell me about their partner. I wish people wore rings like they used to, it'd make it easier.
I dont know what to say. Except, maybe, find a new job, in a new place and go
I think you're right. Where I live is the family capital of the country. People move here to have kids and settle down. When I was 17 I had to take my cousin to the final year school dance because every girl in the class had boyfriends. I guess things haven't changed much since.
Yes!!! I'm sure it rates highly
Dude. You are better than me. Though take a break before you become a homicidal maniac. :)
Great advice! I have a surf week coming up in a few days :)
I currently hold the high score in my house on Just Dance 2017 for Hips Don't Lie.
that ain't dance boy :)
Then why do I have to move furniture before I start throwing these hips around, haha
I dance like a white guy.
Ladies can't resist can they?
Sure they can.
uh... play ping pong?:)
I love playing ping pong!
I prefer to be the catcher
I have a pretty good imagination:]
Beer pong jk
sitting on the couch eating potato chips.
I poop extremely quickly
I wouldn't call that useless!
I'm in the opposite camp, and almost caused me and my friends to a miss a train once because of it. Sometimes it pays to be quick.
Yeah but when I poop at work it's not much of a paid break :-/
True. But you can always pull out your phone and get lost in a game of Bejeweled ;)
Being able to communicate with both most humans and most dogs.
I can scream so loud in my head that my vision changes colors. ;) JK... a little. I'm really good at knowing just how close lightning strikes are. :)