Unless you are passing someone, get your ass in the right lane and stay there!!
"I think every day is Sunday"... not for me but the other driver
Sorry turn signals were optional
How about Stop effing tailgating me.
That is what I need
Haha...you nailed this post!
I Just Learned How to Drive.
I beep for birds.
Canadians can get angry.
I'm related to the CIA/Mounties
Hang up and drive!
Y'all are a riot!:):):)
In no-go zones, it needs to be in Arabic.
Be serious. The only signs American drivers have ever wanted contain unprintable obscenities.
big neon flashing sign "Never drives even close to the speed limit, though flips off All tailgaters and passers. Serious douche bag. Turn off and take a different route now!" Yes a long sign. It could probably be shortened to a cool acronym.
Which you could explain in length before the driver you were tailgating throttles you.
STUDENT DRIVER works pretty well for me.
They always give me a wide berth.