Years ago, when I was in college, a few friends and I went to what we would call an "old man's" bar. After being there for a few hours I see a friend of mine talking with some old, disheveled guy at the bar, so I walked over to see what's up. I hear the old guy say something like, "in the Philippines, you can get anything for five bucks. You want a date? Five bucks. You want a prostitute? Five bucks". My friend was maintaining a straight face and obviously enjoyed listening to this guy and his bizarre tales. Then the old man pulled out a deck of illicit Polaroid pictures. That was my cue to leave.
Probably your responses to my well reasoned arguments
I must have missed those well reasoned arguments.
Yes you did.
A bunch of retired golfers sitting around a bar. None of them can hear for beens so they yell at each other for a while and then smile like they heard what the other said. I actually bartended for them a couple times and couldn't stop laughing. :)
Some of the recorded NASA astronauts talking about UFOs in space.
Why do you ask?
Three-way phone conversations are as common as ...
legitimate news stories. [They happen every now and then]
Two highschool girls discussing how the Scandinavian Peninsula looks like a penis