Also about sit and lap+139Failsafe way to get your cat to sit on your lap: pretend to read something that you might be mildly interested in. Works every time, amirite?
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Also about sit and lap+147At the end of the day when you sit on your couch, you put a pillow on your lap, amirite?
Also about Relationships+68No one has ever brought out the best in you... and it's beginning to dawn on you no one ever will, amirite?
Also about Relationships+29Love is, for the most part, a proactive choice. Almost everyone has inner beauty on some level, in the same way someone you love is beautiful to you, so which person actually winds up being as beautiful to you as they are inside mostly depends on who you choose to spend enough time with to discover that beauty. In that regard, there's no right or wrong answer. Whoever you choose to love is an okay person to love, and if you decide to stop loving them, or the other way around, that's rough, but it's still also okay. It's even okay not to choose anyone. The same reasoning applies to friendship.
Also about sit and lap+323At the mall you let your son sit on Santa's lap, but do you really know whose lap you are putting your child on? amirite?
Also about sit and lap+240The male enhancement commercial where the customer is Santa is really messed up. He's taking pills to get an erection while little kids sit on his lap, amirite?
Also about sit and lap+76Only during Christmas is it deemed acceptable for an old man to sit in the middle of a shopping mall in a disguise and wait for parents to bring him their children to sit on his lap. amirite?
Also about sit and lap+60Letting kids sit on a fat old strangers lap is unacceptable. Unless he's a fat old stranger named Santa. amirite?
Also about sit and lap+291When you sit on someone's lap, you always try to sit really still, because you're scared of annoying the person who's lap you're sitting on, amirite?