Just a little fun to get the weekend moving!
Three nurses were talking about some jokes to play on the Doctor they worked with... Later that week they got together again... One nurse said: I put cotton batting in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear! The other nurse said...I did better! I poked holes in his condoms! The third nurse fainted.
Ha Ha Ha!
Ha! I'm not so sure about the top one though. :)
Sorry. My bucket list is filled to the top. No more entries are allowed. But thanks for the recommendation. Ha!
Need a little grooming? Ha!
Last time I tried that I was thrown out of the library.
Ha Ha Ha!! Men's worst fear in going to the hospital.
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat says, "Well, that's great ... some asshole's got my pen!"
Oldie but goldie! :)