Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
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Also about heart+7If you put a broken heart back together, it's a heart again, but its still a broken heart, amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness-8Raising children becomes easier after the first one. Amirite?
Also about heart+12If you really want to break a man's heart just feed him salty and buttery foods for 50 years until his heart literally stops beating, amirite?
Also about heart-4billy ray sirus is probaly lookin at pictures of miley as a kid while singing dont brake my heart my achey brakey heart lmao she turned into a whore, amirite?
Also about heart+13"Distance makes the heart grow fonder"...more like, distance pisses the heart off. amirite?
Also about heart+22In Soviet Russia you don't wear a t-shirt saying "I heart Soviet Russia." Soviet Russia wears a t-shirt saying "I heart (Your name here)", amirite?
Also about Health, Beauty & Fitness+8You don't floss your teeth as much as you should, Amirite?