I heard of a lady who wanted them to hold the eggs on the daily breakfast special. When they said she could only have the special with eggs and asked how she wanted them, she said "raw and in the shell" .... and took them home.
Oh that is funny
I could see me doing something like that
That is a very wise move
Try answering with "unfertilized" next time.
don't think I won't
So here's the plan: When you get up tomorrow, you go out to breakfast wearing blue jean overalls with red suspenders and a straw hat. Just order eggs. Sit down and say "I git me some eggs please!" This is when she will ask you how you want them. Your answer? "Unfertilized." Use a Southern accent. Have one of those pieces of grass in your mouth like the cowboys in the old movies.
Well I have a southern accent to make it believable
I actually heard this at a restaurant:
Q: How would you like your eggs cooked?
Swear it wasn't me
This is scary...Beware of " Made In China"