I'm a dog person myself - but I care for all animals!
I might let you have the otters, if I get all the friendly Beavers.
, I'm not sure I'd want the dead, stuffed ones lol
Of course maybe if I could sell them.
Selling the beaver is the oldest profession in the world.
Yeah but selling dead and already stuffed beaver would be more of an art, or need the right type of customer
Pimpin' the corpse is much easier than pimpin' the ride properly. Necrophilharmonics play their horn section backwards in any case.
Oh I'm hot? Thank you very much
What? Do you have already have enough pussy in your life?
Cats of course.
Cats don't sniff my private parts, they don't try to hump me, they don't make a racket barking, and changing a litter box is a lot easier than using a pooper scooper every day.
Oh, and cats eat less too.
True, but Dogs don't hunt fairies, much less kill them like cats do... as they're especially attacking to small flying things like bugs and fairies, especially when hit makes them shine (like fairies).
Cats are basically the perfect predators for fairies, as they're attacked to them and playing with them as food.
You should see a cat in cicada season.
Cats consider these bugs to be wonderful treats, and the d*m things keep making their ear splitting buzz right up until they get swallowed.
I don't doubt it.
I've heard cicadas taste like shrimp.
So the fairies have tried them?
Yeah, on special occasions when they have a cicada barbecue.
That's like cats and their fairy barbecue!
Yet, you still picked them over dogs?
Cats never have a fairy barbecue because they can never catch a fairy, as I've already explained.
No animal is uncatchable... not even Leprechauns...
well, the lone exceptions might be the kraken, which has never been captured alive!
Yeah, but a leprechaun can escape by granting a wish, and fairies have a LOT more to bargain with.
Not against cats... they want a barbecue!
And, oh, what is you're willing to bargain with?
With cats, I just bargain by blowing some catnip in their direction.
Works every time.
So your 5" tall and carry heavy catnip around with you everywhere?
Naah... I just use my magic to make some catnip appear out of thin air.
You should have known that...
Maybe, but you haven't given me magic powers to do that
Sorry, but wolves can't learn magic any more than they can learn to fly.
But you told me that I COULD FLY!
Not me! It must have been that liar, Peter Pan, who told you that nonsense.
Nope, it was an attractive, young fairy that looked just like YOU! ... because it was you
If a fairy that looked like me told you that, it must have been my sister.
She'll say anything when she's drunk.
No, I know her, and she does more than just say anything when she's drunk
And it wasn't her , it was you, trying to make me look silly.
I would NEVER try to make you look silly.
Awe, you're so caring
There's a clumsy cat here that tries to do that, but she never succeeds.
But there might be less clumsy cats at some point
I'll worry about that when it happens.
Fairies are awfully fast, you know.
I know... but they hunt in packs to kill fairies!
But fairies are faster than laser pointers.
And that one cat dropped from exhaustion before even going around once.
They looks like a fairy, not a laser pointer
This might be a laser pointer, with them training to get a fairy
That's like training for golf by using a basketball.
But they are training!
It doesn't matter how much they train... they can't keep up.
They're practicing dodging your magic attacks too!
The cat is dancing around like that BECAUSE of my magic.
Um, so your magic makes bad dancers?
Well, I guess that would explain you on the dance floor ...
It makes them bad dancers to make them helpless.
My magic could of course make them good dancers just as easily, but that would be risky, so I don't do it.
I'm a cat man