Also about true story+17you are a slut if you are twelve and made out with 3 guys (true story, not me) amirite?
Also about true story+7A typical day on shrooms. True Story-Quoted. "My driveway turned into the ocean, and a minivan was a whale..I was scared shitless so I jumped into the sky and rode a nearby Phoenix to safety." Dont do drugs. amirite?
Also about true story+20"Based on impossible true story" Well I guess it wasn't that impossible now was it? amirite?
Also about News & Current Events+31Weathermen seem to be overly dramatic about every little storm that pops up, amirite? More
Also about true story-1(True Story) Me-"Mom, what's for dinner." (Dad walks in.) Dad-"Food." Me-(fake smiles and walks out) Text on mom's phone Dad-"What are you cooking for dinner?" Mom-(busy and tells me to answer him) Me-"Food." Reverse psychology is so wonderful, amirite?
Also about true story+15You have never had a true story published to MLIA, amirite?
Also about News & Current Events-4Conservative Republicans need to stop hating every woman in the world, amirite? More
Also about Mary Had a Little Lamb-4Dial "321-2333-222-333-321-2333-223-21" on your phone. You just played "Mary Had a Little Lamb", amirite?