How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb??
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....
If it isn't moving, who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I Don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...
Oh, sure, I can do that. I've seen the folks do it. I'll just move this chair so I can stand on it, and then I turn the bulb ... turn ... Dam! I sure wish I had opposable thumbs!
I'm glad you were not disappointed.
I don't dislike you, I'm just SmartAZ. I can't help it if I'm SmartAZ.
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I unfriended a few people on Facebook because they were such negapusses, but as a rule SmartAZ does not block people.
Love the post! Hilarious.
Every time I see a dog...I will think of your post
Deal. And every time I see a post, I will think of your dog.
Wow, I don't believe I said that. Bad mouth! Bad bad bad! Sit! Stay!
Perfect....wait I don't have a dog
Don't give it a thought. I don't.
Thank ya for not judging me for not having a dog