I own it. I usually say excuse me.
Even if it's wasn't you?
Of course. I don't want someone else taking credit for an awesome whiff.
It's possible they might say "excuse me" and someone might say...that's okay. Otherwise there is no recognition of it happening.
Proof cats drool ;)
Act as if they were the only one who heard.
I call them a "Grimey Sumbitch".
Not everyone can fart roses and i can't take it..
A friend? "You sick Bastard! Do I have to call a bio team!?" Somebody I don't know: "You sick bastard! Do I have to call a bio team?!" :)
In the case of myself: "Did you just see that Elephant"? Or. "Oh my God did you all just fart simultaneously?! I'm leaving!" :)
It varies. Last instance was when my friend farted whilst driving me home last year. I rolled down the window for a minute.
Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I ignore it. It depends where we are.
It's not, 'Hey, Joe farted. That's so funny'.
Its nasty and usually stinks. Fart in my car while I'm driving and i will push you out while going over a high bridge