Are you accident prone , I need to wear a hazmat suit and a hard hat hehehe

Come on , lets have a giggle my friends and share our share of accidents we've had in this short Lifetime so far.You're gonna crack up when you hear some of my Best one's. I should come with some kind of Warning sign or protective force shield surrounding me. I've spilled more Blood than anyone I know. lolz XD
I'll bet you people can't beat some of my bonehead accidents!