It's the best and worst all wrapped into one. When I was probably like 15 or 16 I was at a friend's house messing around in the garage and me and my buddy came up with this idea to play a joke on his 68 year old grandmother. We staged this scene to make it look like he had cut himself with his dad's skilled saw.....It was by no means perfect but enough to convince someone in a panic. We used ketchup for blood, he was just going to lay there with his eyes closed. Anyway I ran upstairs and screamed for help. Turns out the poor woman was in the shower. I yelled that he had cut himself really bad with the saw and I couldn't keep him awake...she came galloping down the stairs past me in just a towel...half knocked me out of the way. I follow right behind her. She gets to the garage and sees him and screams...drops the towel and proceeds to try to get him up...completely bare ass naked in her 68 years glory. My friend reverts to also being in horror and he starts yelling it was just a joke, I'm standing silent in total shock. She realizes what is going on and starts crying and cursing us out. I suppose this is actually pretty horrible but I can't not laugh about it today.
You're lucky she didn't have a heart attack. Ha! God, if that was my grandmother, I'd have been skinned alive. :)
HA HA HA! Yes, it's pretty bad...but also hilarious!
I called some guy at his office, told him I was a State Trooper, read him his license plate number, and told him we had retrieved his car that had been stolen. And that we had it down in police lockup. lol He jumped up from his desk, scared to death! Of course his car was sitting in the parking lot, he was really confused until he realized it was me, playing a joke. I really had him going there for a minute. lol
Thanks, I really had him going there for a minute, even recited his license plate number to him, so he thought for sure I was a State Trooper.
You had me at "Mustachio Nobody".