Anybody hear and good dirty jokes over the long weekend? Here are 5 quick ones just to get started: 1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. 5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

Just a light hearted ending to a long day. Hope y'all enjoy it. If dirty jokes offend you just pass on by, because it is right in the question. Thanks. :)