That's very scary, or when they are breathing on you. Yikes.
That's when you're half asleep fondling around for the control panel because you feel like you're sleeping with Darth Vader and want to power him down.
My first thought would be, what the heck is going on, get on your own side of the bed.
It's my new gimmick. On the next episode: "Blocking out sexual thoughts related to Mom"
See, I knew there'd be an audience for it, lol.
It's much creepier, when you wake up and know that I'm staring at you, Prod.
I've gotten used to it...the routine has worn thin. You used to dress up like pop culture icons in the beginning. I guess you've gotten bored......
My boobs are merely unable to perform the pencil test anymore.
My testicles are performing the miracle of parrot testing, next Tuesday. Tickets start from five goats for the evening shows.
I have a cat that does that. Gotta wonder what it's thinking. ha!
Probably along the lines of "Dammit, he's awake. I'll kill him later."
Sometimes it feels like I've awoken in another dimension...