Your words: boat, cabbage, life
Her skin was normally dark...but had now turned a horrible blue...signifying that she was very ill.
Your words are: bathing suit, beach, amazing
Caveman pointing-... "Bathing suit...beach...amazing!".
Your words are: grapefruit, carburetor, robber..
Whilst slugging back grapefruit juice...she moaned about the problem with the carburetor...Ah well...she'd leave it for the robbers at the mechanic's office to give her the fee...
Your words are: welcome, neighbours, family
Can you delete that comment? Irrevelant.
I'd like to welcome our new neighbors to our dysfunctional family.
Your words are: graveyard, painter, kangaroo
The kangaroo sent the painter to the graveyard!
Your words are: cuddles, tub, joyfully
I joyfully enjoyed her cuddles as we soaked in the tub together.
Orange scream hairy
After a night of kissing and hugging...they finally got around to sucking... About time.
Your words are: cute, size, room
While contemplating the moment, Mr Tomato could not consider a life without fun.
Words: sucky-boo, happy, brethren, fickle
I'm profoundly confused. Sukie is kicking her own shins off.
We are now starting a new thread after about 2-300 comments... Long files are making computers and iPads crash...
Crash and burn, says pops (Thatcher).
The Zonkey never did get his six-pack abs... He even went on a fast and had colon irrigations...all that did was let loose slimy strings of a bowel movement...
Your words: gusto, inspired, minutes
Words: marmelade, flat tyre, nonsensical, beer, saints
Three drunk buddies, Steve Harvey, Larry Moe, and Curly, walk into a bar and order whiskey, but the barman, fascinated by Sweet Brown's "Ain't nobody got time for that" is just sitting there, ignoring them.
Words: liver, cushion, grumpy, slippery floor
Lol, Platinum - you forgot your phrase.
Here's something for you:
"Tossers" may have sev'ral senses,
one forgot his reading lenses,
others ruined the English "tenses",
and the game caused more expenses ...
O.K., I must admit, I followed their example.
What does Sukiesnow say?
Sukie knows; she suggested even several sentences to make it easier for all.
A bit of fantasy is certainly o.k.
JD's sexual fantasies are ruining the game.
Lol - there are quite a few with certain very weird fantasies.
As soon as he saw her big engines, he was singing her a lusting lullaby, as he wanted to put his filthy porkfolio in her Blockbuster Tetris movie.
Words: The Logo Batman Movie, Diamond, Power Slam
I had to do something with those words
The underground penthouse cavern was filled with stomping brontosaurus....all gathered in the section of a hollow Victory Guggenheim...or Gugg as it was called.... They were all gathered waiting for the hour of midnight for the beginning of the Bronto Year of the Bat...and looking forward to celebrate with a Gorgonzola orgy...in keeping with one of the 7 Bat years....
Words: every second counts, hamburger, Happy Birthday, humping.
"Happy birthday, humping hamburger - you are ninety years old today, so don't worry about having a pretty farty party, as every second counts and every second hour goes missing from your flatulent little brain, doesn't it, you old kook?!" screamed Mad Lloyd menacingly and strangled a camel with his elastic brain.
Words: anaconda, lottery ticket, Jefferson airplane, Mrs Marple
Mrs Marple remarked to herself bitterly...strange wasn't it? After winning the lottery ticket and taking a Jefferson Airplane to her exotic destination...only to be almost eaten by an anaconda...and then almost stranded at the airport?
Words: Basmati, unscrupulous, porcini, variegated
John and I had a chat.
We are crashing in, since this thread is way too sweet and innocent at the moment. The proper amount of violent confusion shall be occurring soon enough. Try not to breathe, during the invasion. Thank you.
"It wasn't my DeLorean, that dinged your precious Titanic!" exclaimed Gerhardt Ûberloiterer to his interrogators, after his time traveling experiment had gone horribly wrong, causing his car to spin out of control at precisely 88 miles per hour - he had had a dim idea of perhaps having a sensation of growing and shrinking, both at the same time, but it was all gone now, just as his car had gone down with the iceberg.
Pumpernickel, fisticuffs, lengthwise
Behind my back...I see. Nice. Of course no one has the patience to wait it out... Kind.
Wait ChuckTom, when did this become the four phases game fine I guess I'll do it
In 1994, Marlon Brando and ChuckTom sucked helium balloons so they could sing the "Gravy Boat" song with high pitched voices.
I'm-Sexy-And-I-Know-It , Robert De Niro, cherries
The children of Humphrey Bogus enjoyed their morning waffles along with correcting their father over the "Gary the burning bush" incident. Rufus...stood on a ladder in the middle of the room - the perfect echolocation...while screaming something about NOT MOSES...BUT GARY...and his father remained bewildered since he hadn't been making a big deal about it...
Your words: step, music, spiked vodka, adventure
As it happened, the saints weren't even close to being drunk enough to consider the off-chance of casually marching in, so brother Thaddeus had hatched a nonsensical plan for using a long ton of fermented marmalade and five hundred cases of beer as the base ingredients for a scientific experiment called by the devious codename: "Operation Flat Tyre"...
Words: cat, big cat, large cat, larger than a big cat, smaller than a large cat
Lol - excellent!
She was grumpy after she fell on the slippery floor, because she hurt her liver, but she was happy that her bum most acted as a cushion for the impact of the fall.
Words: mantra, ogle, zealous, white elephant, charisma
Staff noticed chanting the manta of OM was soothing for the zealous white elephant...especially while s/he ogled the giraffe... This elephant had both personality and charisma...
Words: curtesy, lost, finances, hope, forgery
He had hope, that the paper he found wasn't a forgery... as these finances could be used to pay his lawyers in the court case he lost over the curtesy law.
Words: passionate, lovers, ravishing, unforgettable, exceptional
Ha. Curtesy law? Weak! And not entertaining.
Okay, I guess I'll just leave it to the experts
That was supposed to challenge you...
The thought behind this post is to make a sentence that is entertaining... Now if we go up past 3 words it might be good to use more than one sentence...the goal being entertaining...
Oy, no jumping off from the one sentence wagon. Being entertaining is easy - even an orangutan like me can do it on a site like this. It's still one sentence, baby, no cheating there!
Sukiesnow might be right.
We'd rather let the players choose by themselves, whether to use one or two sentences, as not everybody feels at ease with too long sentences.
Being funny is not always easy, and not everybody shares the same kind of humour - .
Lol - or how "fork" can take a quite other meaning, depending on a more or less correct "pronunciation" ...
Anyway your "explanation" reminds of some very bad examples ...
It was an unforgettable night. After dinner the passionate lovers moved to the veranda... Roberto had hoped to steal a kiss from the ravishing Ramona...as a final token of an exceptional evening....
Words: tea, fish, dating, beautiful
Rob Hubbard had had wet dreams before, even before his recent bladder problems, but after downing twelve pints of Guinness in Ireland, he felt like an ancient Greek hero facing the endless Ocean of Pee in his last Odyssey to the Hook Lighthouse.
Words: Worms, diet, 1521, poop dump, antidisestablishmentarianism
Captain Fat-Belly was the inspiration behind Tony Gunk's fictional superhero, Ja-Crispy, who has become famous for her ability to make sugar-coated eggs extra crispy by the power of her thought, as well as sky diving naked while making holes to her crispy eggs with a drill press manufactured in Vietnam.
Wordiezz: Blinking, lizard king, shockwave, Gilligan's Island
A beautiful Canadian woman stuck a needle and string through a maple leaf, and attached the string to a balloon but as she let it go, she had to squeeze and went "achoo", and afterwards hoped that the maple leaf would fall down into the hands of her soulmate.
Words: pickles, train, lake house, cows, flag
After having watched for a while a changing landscape, grazing cows, sheep and horses, meadows, small patches of forest, villages and roads slide past the train wagon window, Jamie checked his picnic box - oh no, mum had added a full jar of pickles, the flag was missing - and he wouldn't have reached the lake house before the late afternoon.
Words: moment, fun, contemplate, tomato
Marianne... I figure once this game has moved past 3 WORDS in a Sentence...we can move to more than just 1 (one) Sentence.
So if you give a person 4 words...you can make them into 2 sentences... Even more...
The more entertaining the paragraph...the better...
That is o.k. for me, and it should be o.k. for all. The best is that all follow their own ideas about one or more sentences (see my suggestion to Z.)
It was amazing, after all these weeks of hard contemplation, Brittany finally got up the nerve to chat with Kevin and after chatting, she was feeling great!
Words: Mashed potatoes, date night, candle light, kiss
The date night dinner started with beef Stroganoff, mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables, in a romantic candle light atmosphere, when, all of a sudden, a well known actress appeared with her husband, who, tenderly, stole a kiss from her while helping her to take a seat at the head table.
Words: caterwaul, broken string, emergency, steel drums
Did you hear, Sheetz™, is using their trademarked "z" on prunes now, so I guess they're now selling "prunez", LOLOLOLOL .... at least they didn't use one of those annoying accent grave marks which might just drive customers away.
Wordz™: Bungalow, Lilt, Labyrinthine, Serpentine
Sukiesnow was always the kind of troublemaker, who would either end up in a hot, urine-filled jail cell somewhere in the backwaters of Titillate County or on the front page of a scandal magazine filled with presumably famous people urinating on each other.
Words: Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, truffel pig in a tutu
I'm shocked -
Blackhead was the coolest rap musician ever, at least in the underdeveloped young mind of Mark "Skid Mark" Spitz, who knew all of the Blackhead's lyrics inside out, for example 'Swanky cocque mushroom pit, you nevah knew what you hit, dat shit is like a hot, wet clit, but witty tit with a body so fit for the mushroom pit...'
W0rd++ : pitiful, murderface, murmaider, skitty dish width
Zonkey haiku not
echo quack do echo cannot
Vanha käki, käpälämäki, räkänsä näki käki...
I am puzzled:
vanha käki = old cuckoo (or dinkey)
"käpälä mäki" = "Paw Hill" ? (a refuge for sledge dogs?)
räk änsä = of (on) their own ?
näki = saw (the)
käki = cockoo (or dinkey) - again
The old cuckoo ran away and saw his own snot.
Käpälämäki = running away, escaping (from the prison, a bad relationship, being detained by a huge giraffe, etc) - läksiä käpälämäkeen -> to take your legs and run for it
Räkänsä = räkä (snot) + da genitive case as a suffix
Since we have very relaxed rules concerning the order of the words, the same thing can be put in many ways... For example...
Kissa söi linnun ja pieraisi = a cat ate the bird and farted
Linnun söi kissa, pieraisten = a cat ate the bird and farted
Pieraisi kissa, linnun syötyään = the cat farted, after eating a bird
And so on, and so on...
Lol - I am amazed, so, ...nsä is the genitive (good to know) - but wait a minute:
Kissa söi linnun ja pieraisi = a cat ate a bird and farted
If I am guessing correctly:
Kissa = cat (a cat), söi = ate, linnun = bird (a bird), ja = and, pierasi = farted
Now, I am wondering if there is a trap!
Doesn't this inversed sentence inverse the "eater", or is the ending "...un" (linnun) indicating perhaps an "accusative" (or dative) and/or a passive form for the bird, i.e. "A bird is eaten by the cat, who farted"?
Linnun söi kissa, pieraisten = a cat ate the bird and farted
Linnun (a bird) söi (ate) kissa (cat), pieraisten (farted, or as pieraisi becoming pieraisten, did both fart?)
Actually, I just sprained my brain. I have to limp under my coffin now.
Lol - so, the "myth" remains ...
I hope that your brain could recover.
B'ooongk, oongk, ook?!
There's hope - lol.
No "e" in the Finnish alphabet?
I guess I have two to do... so here is goes.
The Brit felt like a clown as he was tricked into singing "pout me a zither" on Friday's karaoke night, with his ego smashed, it ruined his night, as the other tossers kept playing a game of darts in a corner.
Words: ninja, waffles, plants
Oh, I was too slow ...
No you weren't. I was just in a different time zone
Plus your was better
You're very kind - I am not sure if it was better - lol.
A former ninja had switched to gardening and was selling plants, tea and delicious waffles.
Words: see below.
Trying to soothe the bruised ego of the magician, the clown started to play on his trumpet "Pout Me a Zither".
Words: Harp, roller skates, brothers, tousle-head
Lol - indeed, and on-line traffic seems to be again very slow today.
Yeah but at least you remembered to add new words
And I forgot several times to add the words - lol.
After the brothers in roller skates took off their hats, it was clear they had a case of tousle-head, as Sam continued to play the Harp on stage.
Unforgettable and sooo good to see again !
Lol - yes, I saw and enjoyed it, and talking of a clown - well, these words came quite automatically. Yes, tousle-head was a bit exaggerated (it was a whig).
Poor Ser had to listen patiently to the boring talk of a group of guests, and one of them was known to fart every half hour.
Words: fresh, breeze, giggles
Ten years after her husband death, a widow finally remarries and goes to an island for her honeymoon.
A trumpet player was walking past a decorated car ...
Words: juggler, plates, balancing
A juggler was balancing on a ball, while he juggled plates
At the funeral, Super Mod Extraordinaire Dame Serenity Von Darke was in tears as Zolfie howled, and ChuckTom sung "Bye, bye Miss American Pie"!
I'm borrowing the phrase "Super Mod Extraordinaire Dame Serenity Von Darke", I believe from ChuckTom, I hope that's okay... awesome phrase
New Words: Florida, Snowbirds, Campers
These weren't the ordinary kind of happy campers, that was clear from the very first glimpse Jon Princesucker had taken from the bathtub, while cleaning his binoculars (as well as his penis) with some very tasty batch runs of the petroleum product number five (or was it six, it was becoming very confusing these days, as Jon was feeling a bit under the weather - something to do with the chemical attacks of 1919; a lingering feeling, like being a flock of snowbirds in Florida and yet shivering from the arctic coldness of da polar bear ass cream test environment)...
Words: Zolfie and Zonkey, portable potty, afterlife, JD's secret identity
Lol - poor JD ...
The song "People Are Strange" could also refer to all these teenagers, seeking fun, thrills and company under the artificial light of neon tubing, cinema or gaming screens, and preferring to support rather their indifferent neighbours' and their own sneezing fits, instead of enjoying the natural daylight and the fresh air of the great forest nearby.
Words: in a crowd, lonely, desert
The lonely human heard laughter in a crowd of wolves, as the wolves shared hugs before walking off into the winter desert toward the sun.
awooooooooords: Promise, Brother, Tenderness
Lol - I am amazed, I watched an old movie on TV, yesterday and it suits perfectly a scene from your description - a lonely human in a crowd of wolves:
His loathing for slang was almost as prevalent as his mistrust of clichés, and he noticed that the pattern of usage of both was anything but interesting.
Words: inspection, frills, special
Next: please pick up either my words or CT's....
Yes - I missed it! Probably thinking it was conversation... After being off-line for almost 5 days...it feels like work getting back into it.
Cottage...with about 12 of family...and a dog.
I'm Scatman. Skibbidiligbilibiligliglityjrnrngnrngaläbäbäg.
Use Zolfie's words...
I picked up CT's words already above, so I'll pick up Sukies words now.
Words: inspection, frills, special
There would be a whole lot of frills in this body and cavities search, as he would use this inspection to massage and grasp each and every inch of her entire naked body, paying special attention to all of her erogenous zones.
Now my Words/Phrases: So What, Just Give Me A Reason, Raise Your Glass
"Ooh, girl, raise your glass, show me that ass, feel my bass and eels - that's my lass, it feels silly, so what, Lilly, just give me a reason to travel to Philly and make you mine, oh silver mine, hi, ho, silver mine!" -- Monstrous Bricklayers (the boyband)
Words: lavender, stormy night, burning tarmac, loitering lollipop man
There was a brand new show on Fox, that didn't involve either crying baboons (Fox News) or excessive lip gloss (Halitosis on Elm Street - the series), but after two episodes, it got cancelled!
Words: big engines, Blockbuster Tetris movie, lusting lullaby, porkfolio
Oh, John is gone again... Surprised:
Once upon a time, there was a Neil Diamond enthusiast called Carol Puppenfister, who was extremely famous for her twelve ton vagina, which she used in her professional wrestling career as a power slam titty twister move, combined with dirty Sanchez and The Logo Batman Movie.
Words: gorgonzola orgy, stomping brontosaurus, penthouse, hollow Victory Guggenheim
Do you miss Terry Prachett, Marko? The Year of the Fruit Bat? Etc...?
I just thought of him as I was typing....the Year of the Bronto Bat...ha...
Zaphod misses Douglas Adams.
As she unscrupulous started to cook in her undies, she decided to make a spicy variegated Asian basmati rice meal with white bean spouts, green peppers, yellow onion, red sriracha, dark soy sauce and gray porcini mushrooms.
Words: ocean, music, relaxation, not a care in the world
A lot of nonsense was uttered:
all the guests want their toasts buttered;
but if the waist girth is buffered,
fasting opposes a "hurdle"
to melt down the patients' "girdle" ...
Words: strict, inappropriate, wait a minute
Wait a second, wait a second minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute hour,
too little to be big, too big to be minute,
inappropriate like eating with a brute,
no matter if he is both mute and cute,
and plays both a chainsaw and flute.
Words: YouTube Poop, lobster suit, Toblerone, xylophone
Captain Queeg had not even been born yet and he already had mixed pineapples with strawberries, inside his mother's belly, before taking a moment to send an e-mail to his co-workers - nothing more than a cat chasing a poop video, with the typical drunken Russian "Your pajamas are on fire" moment.
Prone to accidents are: topography, surplus slurp, morgue robber, Carl Phallic
Farting fleas had developed a rather annoying, yet funny way of laughing, Burl Ives noted, while eating beef jerky made out of his neighbor: Jose Burrito Hurly-Burly Burroughs.
Stinking already: Stephen Fry, monitoring crabs, flight attendant, Deep Space 9
Leonardo Tario had seen something rather strange, while teasing his hairless chihuahua with electric pants - first butt-naked Lewis Hamilton on Tario's ladder, then butt-naked Lewis Hamilton off Tario's ladder, resulting to a bloody nose and a bruised testicle.
Los Pollo Hermanos: breaking and entertaining, Judge Dredd, Judge Breadd, Judge Reinhold
One of the most famous Finnish lines in the whole history of Cinema was about selling decapitated murder victims to unlicensed frogs in France's oldest sex toy shop, "Le Grande Nürburgring".
Yelling at rum runners: counting cars, Flathead, skinny demon chick, rumbling Rover enthusiast
There was no doubt among the high-ranking Nazi officers, that Hitler's love life had taken a sudden wrong turn, as his Negro lover had caused a total eclipse of the one place, where the Sun doesn't usually shine, in the little boys' room of the already scandal-plagued Casino of Monte Carlo.
Way out of control are: moccasins, Diet Coke Dealers, Pablo Uruguay Gutierrez, vending machines
The police were onto Pablo Uruguay Gutierrez and his underground otter sucking arena, so Gutierrez had to change his dirty methods of getting his kicks, and so he want to the Diet Coke Dealers with a new brilliant secretive plan, to sell his newly model otter water resistant moccasins shoes through vending machines loaded with diet coke and toe rings inside!
Words: World, Otter, Road, Died, Sword
SWORD? Rosy fro my xydlesia...
An ass-naked chick with some bitching DROWS.
("Stressed" is a drow, because when spelled backward, it becomes "desserts."
"Diaper" is a drow, because when spelled backward, it becomes "repaid.") -- Dr. Whang
Thank you Dr. Whang, but I'm still learning about drows,
Like is "Racecar" a drow?
What about radar?
Drows are not palindromes, diputs.
But palindromes are drows, you yllis retto
Dromedaries have seventeen hunches, before they can catch the killer. Don't start with your drowning cases, we don't have any other serial killers (than my granny) around.
Alongside an empty road, while the last nightly shades died under the rising sun, a lonely otter was sniffing an old rusty sword, a remain from the ancient history of this world.
Words: morning traffic, silence, escaping
There was nothing to this world, more beautiful or serene, than escaping the morning traffic to a cup of coffee, spiked with a hint of cinnamon and psychedelic drugs, both of which made the ringing in her ears even worse, as the cacophony of cars and buses and Elvis imitators made her cry for silence, silently, weeping without tears, in pain from within and outside, as she had spilled hot coffee in her crotch.
Escapism today: lisp, Uri Geller, monsters in thongs
Fly me to the Moon,
let me play with waffles,
puffy nipples, fiery crash,
Hammond us baffles,
in other words, smile when you,
in other words, say that, Jack.
Fill my heart with bong,
and let me fling my dong,
puffy nipples, Jack's waffles,
Jack smiles saying shit,
in other words, please be glue,
in other words, I love blue.
More lyrics at: www.pricktwisters.org, levitating holsters, borrowed ladder, putty
Since ZonkeyBalls' levitating holsters were broken, he decided to use a borrowed ladder, which was 63.5 centimeters tall, and he slowly climbed it to put putty on his statues that he's creating for his favorite website, which is www.pricktwisters.org.
Words: overjoyed, lush, nebulous, tightfisted, coherent
Damn you, fast and curious!
I was minutes away from becoming best friends with Gusto Gustafssen - the world-famous inventor of GustoBlast Anal Wind Tunnel (GBAWT) - who inspired millions of third-world Swedish, but he decided to take his own life with a poisoned spoon.
Words: giggleloop, prologue, dingleberry
There was no doubt about it, this was definitely otter humor, made possible by the means of levitation, combined with shampoo commercials - like the one, where the dialogue went from "I like your hair, you sexy baboon" to "Fire!!" yelled by the senior semi-junior sanitation officer of Starship Pavelski.
Pumpkin, loving the dumpster, Hawaii, four-in-one
After spending 72 non-sequential hours of her life thinking about watching The Simpsons, Lucille Ballbearing finally cracked and drove her brand new 4x4 to the local supermarket, only to notice that she wasn't wearing any shoes and Monty Burns had bought the final chocolate bunny for purposes of sexual deviancy.
Trotsky, purple tennis racket, mundane, property management
LiVi was the cryptonym of Moe "Bear-wrangler" Howard, who had made the tiniest mistake possible by testifying against his ex-boss, Creepy "Whiplash" Grappadeluci and was now leading a mundane life, studying property management in Mexico.
Problematic, werehyena, matter conversion, rump
"I had no idea a snookleclump could bite your fingers off so cleanly, they look like a death spiral", said James Lenin, while examining the other side-effect of having hiccups at the least appropriate time; torn underpants, mutilated by the severely annoyed snookleclump in question.
Game theory, Uruguay, horse manure, previously owned coffins
I'm going to Mexico to study Wikipedia.
Indeed - I received the information only today; there seems to be a technical problem.
Sorry, I did not see your message before today - I don't know what happened ...
Yes, I should have known, as you said it, but I thought that you were back earlier, and on my side, I crashed repeatedly.
Lol - an immense wealth? I'm afraid that this kind of wealth has too little material value ...
Waiting for their cherries to pop - so to speak - Linda Schweinberg and her sister, Alyssa, looked at the microwave oven with that overly stupid, teeny "I'm-sexy-and-I-know-it" look on their shiny metal asses, which the Robert De Niro impersonator had agreed made them look more like kitchen supplies than sexy teenagers.
Humphrey Bogus, waffles, echolocation, Gary the burning bush
"I just missed a step and broke my ankle, it had nothing to do with my recent adventure to the wonderland of spiked vodka and polka - weird music, I give you that", said Larry and rubbed his cold, shivering buttocks with Mommy's Mammoth Fat.
Da wordz for the future generations: bumblebee, punt, cock-in-a-lock, mollusk
Full of love, the bumblebee was planning to punt some of the same words in his mind.... Still full of love...the bumblebee figured he could do what he wished...like chasing away that cock-in-a-lock...and throwing a poisonous glance at the resident mollusk...
Use these words to illustrate what you mean....drama, price, old-world charm, yard space
The overall price of the old-world charm was at its all-time high, as the new boys and girls had their weapons drawn and the drama was about to reach the climax, like a horny squirrel yanking his yard space to pieces, hoping to attract fairly insane females, before the world was going to yank itself apart.
Ponies whispered to me: arachnophobia, lump, pressure point, phosphorous
It was almost, but not completely, unlike ocean breeze could've been blamed for keeping Rudolf Ravenlicker from having his seminal fluid checked out that night, although the breeze had been there all night and even the following morning Mr Ravenlicker felt the touch of the salty air, as if an ancient fish creature had mounted him from an unexpected angle.
Words, oh my... Pump, jamming frequency, rubber dingy, Memphis
There was; a cat, big cat and large cat... while the cat was smaller than a large cat while the large cat was larger than a big cat
Words: Drunk, Walk into a bar, Steve Harvey, Larry Moe and Curly, Ain't nobody got time for that
Thank you for the video clip - rather a smile than a lol - actually, the fire was not so funny.
I'm confused... is that a video clip? and who are you talking to about the fire? Me or her?
I am talking of her, Kimberly Sweet Brown" Wilkins, of course. And here's the original (news) and the subsequent viral (song) video:
The song created from this:
The singer is very good, as are the sound and the rhythm - though the humour is, somehow, uneasy; she tries to joke about her fright, her pain, her anger and her tears. At least, this video might help her to cover (at least financially) her material losses.
Tell me, how would you have felt in her place?
Everyone reacts different. .. but I'm normally a very serious person
Lol - yes, of course - strangely enough, this video was reminding that opposites, like laughs and tears, boldness and fright, etc. are often very closely linked, as they are part of our emotions.
Zolfie was dating this beautiful woman, and they got fish and tea at the Ocean Odyssey Seafood Restaurant.
Words: Odyssey, Ireland, Guinness, Hook Lighthouse, Ocean
In opposition to Liberal proposals for the disestablishment of the Church of England, Brits decided to form their antidisestablishmentarianism position to protect their long standing right of letting worms continue their diet on wood in their Churches manure while, which the worms digested foods and used as a poop dump since the year 1521.
Words: sky diving, Tony Gunk, Captain Fat-Belly, Ja-Crispy, drill press
The lizard king, who was originally from Bonanza, decided to some surpriseCapt appearances which send a shockwave throughout the reptilian universe, as the lizard king appeared on Swamp Fox, Zorro, Gilligan's Island, Hogan Heroes and MAS*H; in most of these appearances the lizard king can be seen yelling with his nostril completely opening and then completely closing, almost blinking at the camera, which quickly brought on the comments of "smell you later alligator", which caught on despite the lizard king, not being an alligator.
Wordz: Steve-O, Rhino, Cape of the Mountebank, Peanut Butter, ZonkeyBalls
While Steve-O was trying to find the path to the wondrous item, known as the "Cape of the Mountebank", a rhino was feeding on ZonkeyBalls' peanut butter soaked crisp cookies.
Words: maple leaf, balloon, needle, achoo
The youngest member of "Happy Brethren" would not be so fickle and capricious, if he had known about the Max and Sucky-Boo event at the very beginning of their travelling project.
Words: honeysuckle, sniffing, volatile fragrance, breeze
Zolfie was sniffing around when he smelled the beautiful scent of honeysuckle.... but unfortunately it was a volatile fragrance as a swift breeze came through and scent shifted to that of yucky chemicals.
Words: air condition, relaxing, stromboli, bikers
The mountain bikers, after a boat tour and a hike on Stromboli Island, were relaxing with a drink under shady olive trees, as the air condition(ing) of their room did not function.
Words: feeling great, chat, contemplation, amazing
Maggie was so happy, that her brother had kept his promise; her welcoming smile expressed a great tenderness ...
Words: escape, praying, winter
Darkest Serenity was sure Zolfie was over exaggerating the harsh winter season that wolves have to survive, so she decided to visit and help his wolfpack.
During this visit the wolves were praying that she would stay, as she helped find food and stay warm with fires at night, but at last the wolves were able to escape as winter turned into spring.
With this warming season, Darkest Serenity left Zolfie's woods and streams both leaner and meaner, as she sincerely realized, life truly ain't easy being a wolf.
New Words: ladder, airplane, lava
Sarah Palin's thighs were so soft to the touch, Gro-Muk Larg fantasized about them all the time these days, even while reading the Orc Council's latest report on Elf bowel movements in the Forest of Rotting Flesh, right next to the Impaled Impala National Park.
Words: Uplifting, up the skirt, uptown girl, Billy Joel's nightmare
It wasn't the acronym itself, that had caused Lord Byron's left nut to bulge like a Belgian teenager suffering from a self-inflicted case of tuna love, but SPLAT! definitely had worsened the situation - to the point, where soiled linens were becoming the new "morning after" effect, replacing the age-old remorse of sinful, mad life of a true poet.
Words: geriatrics, spoonful of liquid madness, spindly bits, bitter
The soothing "music" of the ocean, the gentle rocking of the boat on the smooth waves of the slowly raising tide, the idyllic beach with its inviting coconut palms, and having "not a thought, not a care in the world" (like in the song) - all that was the ideal relaxation break they needed!
Words: worrying, cacophony, crazy orchestra
It was the time, God Wilfred had decided, for meatballs to have their own consciousness and moral dilemmas, such as having to choose between either dressing up properly or being butt-naked for the final big slurp by an occasional big fatty slob (OBFS) and what was the real deal with those deceivingly honeyed words coming from the infamous ketchup corner (IKC)?
Words: buffered, buttered, uttered, girdle, hurdle
Once the Zonkey found a lump at a pressure point, he gained arachnophobia and started killing all spiders with phosphorous acid.
These are the words: mounted him, ocean breeze, all night, seminal fluid
"Ye Olde Tavern" was attracting crowds of various guests of all kinds and levels, and the smart, witty barman - though a lickspittle - had gained the status of a celebrity with his dry humour.
Words: slang, interesting, pattern
Popular music today is more about taking slang and putting the words and sounds into an interesting pattern, more than actually creating beautiful notes, meaningful lyrics, deep ideas.
Hint they're all songs by P!NK, but we might be able to make a sentence out of them still.
Words/Phrases: So What, Just Give Me A Reason, Raise Your Glass
Thank you and thank Marianne for giving my the perfect word choices to think about that!
While it might not be the most entertaining sentence, after I thought of it, I just had to use it, because it was so true and used the words given.
We can make famous quotes under our own names as authors? Can we add people the famous people list? Because I was looking for someone that they didn't have listed for a famous quote one time.
As for your words...
ZonkeyBalls was SO gleeful when he found out Hitler also had sex with mummified otters, that ZonkeyBalls yelled out "WHEEEEEEEE!!!" and left skid marks on in his underpants as he just couldn't hold it, in all of his excitement!
Writing that partly felt SO wrong... but I feel it would honor ZonkeyBalls if we indeed have lost him.
Lol - thank you, John; an excellent conclusion.
We can always combine the useful with fun - and there are also some English learners here ...
You're very welcome, and your answer is excellent.
I'm not going to look them up, pops.
Trawna Gaglicker wasn't your regular bling ho, as her pimp was a real old-fashioned Wookie and not one of those chewable ones you find playing Pong in every corner of your neighborhood aunt help center.
I have absolutely no idea of the meaning of these either: Volvo banger, Vulva anger, Velvet hanger, Raymond "Valve" Chandler
I caught auntie. Also, I caught a bug. I'm running mild temperature of 38,2 C.
Not enough to set me on fire, unfortunately.
Scabba Doodle Bop was the secret lovechild of JFK and Marilyn Monroe, both of which had lost their ticket stubs for the strange collateral in a bizarre sandstorm covering the Nosebleed District of Los Angeles - the one, where asking wrong questions ("Do you really need to use so many ellipses?") were guaranteed to get you in trouble with the local five-oh.
Something less credible: Mike Tyson, pneumonia, history of squatting, "poke 'em on, Pikachu!"
Poke 'em on, Pikachu was the favourte saying of constipated people everywhere...so much so that everyone wanted to be constipated... Taken from the subsequent book: the History of Squatting, Mike Tyson proudly had a problem, too...just the year before he got pneumonia.
Stew on this: death, masturbate, fracking, syrup tousle, baby