As in the Amirite user base? Pfft, no one. Bud snores too loud and Ser chants incantations in her sleep.
lolz I do talk in my Sleep , ya wanna watch it
People will think you're in bed with the mods.
What do you say? Publish! It's in the queue! Amirite! Political! It's a joke! Unfollow! James!
lolz the day you lot have me screaming in my sleep
Put it this way
If I ever have an Affair
I'm sleeping in the spare room
that has got me in trouble before
I know it! Before you know it you might be pregnant...:)
What? I can't even sleep with myself w/o making out.
One special lady, and as far as not making out, I'm relatively certain I wouldn't have a choice.
First joke I've heard you make...
Oh...hon... I just know we'd be kiss-compatible.
I'd have to claw you off...I'd be saying...no no no! We're just supposed to sleep together...no sex! no sex! no sex!
Huh? What's that?
I didn't expect it to be so big....
wassup JD ?
lolz ok you can have a 3 in the bed
happy now ?
Ideally one should be on LSD or had their Mind previously Warped by LSD to understand Zonkey
that's why I get him lolz
Be aware of the farting...
Marko's farts smell more like fried livers and onions...with a beer chaser.
So...yours smell like fries with a side of onion rings? Nice...
Well, they're not loud...or smelly...
The gas you pass is the outcome of what you eat. (Don't I know everything!!)
You're smart! Ha.
And he whistles while walking.... That was the only way we found him...that long and fateful night back in December.
None of ya
You are assuming someone would be willing.... <S> That's the key...
Can't think of anyone. Beside I can be very honest, I talk in my sleep and if you ask me questions I will answer, I snore, I have to have the middle of the bed or I can't sleep, and my phone constantly rings all hours of the night.
I guess if it's from the back you don't really have to kiss
Warning. A lot can happen from the back.
Just a habit...
Myself. Which me then becomes the question?
I could sleep with you, DW2.... We wouldn't make out...we would just smoke and talk...all night. I'll keep my hands to myself.
It's good to go through tests like this every now and again...to prove how strong you really are....
What about you...the fragrance of my Coconut shampoo, my body in proximity...soft and silky with baby powder....?
Stripping away more of my illusions...
You harlot tease. :)
Sometimes it's just nice to be with someone...and it helps if they are amenable (but strong) and fragrant-smelling...:)
I'm pretty sure that any woman in her right mind would be hands all over...after a couple of hours with you...
You don't have too much of a pregnancy, do you?
Pregnancy what? :)
You know that baby which men after 30 or 40 carry in front - usually their lower tummy. With some men it can be a 6 months pregnancy...
I'm just gauging on how much skin I have to caress...:)
So...you've got one,,,,right?
I'd find it hard to sleep while making out with someone or hard to make out while sleeping. Is this your version of spin the bottle on amirite Sukie?
I don't know if I could even play Spin the Bottle now. Like, kiss me with your AV pic!
Wonder how would that feel? Like touching paint?