Who on Amirite could you sleep with...without making out?

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As in the Amirite user base? Pfft, no one. Bud snores too loud and Ser chants incantations in her sleep.

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@2584584

What do you say? Publish! It's in the queue! Amirite! Political! It's a joke! Unfollow! James!

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@2584597

I know it! Before you know it you might be pregnant...:)

What? I can't even sleep with myself w/o making out.

One special lady, and as far as not making out, I'm relatively certain I wouldn't have a choice. beye smiliehehe smilie

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@2584561

Oh...hon... I just know we'd be kiss-compatible.

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@2584637

I'd have to claw you off...I'd be saying...no no no! We're just supposed to sleep together...no sex! no sex! no sex!

Huh? What's that?

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@2584666

I didn't expect it to be so big....

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@2584581

Be aware of the farting...

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@2584599

Marko's farts smell more like fried livers and onions...with a beer chaser.

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@2584665

So...yours smell like fries with a side of onion rings? Nice...

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@2584678

Well, they're not loud...or smelly...

The gas you pass is the outcome of what you eat. (Don't I know everything!!)

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@2584930

You're smart! Ha.

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@2584653

And he whistles while walking.... That was the only way we found him...that long and fateful night back in December.

You are assuming someone would be willing.... <S> That's the key...

hmm smilie Can't think of anyone. Beside I can be very honest, I talk in my sleep and if you ask me questions I will answer, I snore, I have to have the middle of the bed or I can't sleep, and my phone constantly rings all hours of the night.

I guess if it's from the back you don't really have to kiss

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@2603178

Just a habit...

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@2603069

I could sleep with you, DW2.... We wouldn't make out...we would just smoke and talk...all night. I'll keep my hands to myself.

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@2603085

It's good to go through tests like this every now and again...to prove how strong you really are....

What about you...the fragrance of my Coconut shampoo, my body in proximity...soft and silky with baby powder....?

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@2603179

Stripping away more of my illusions...

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@2603091

Sometimes it's just nice to be with someone...and it helps if they are amenable (but strong) and fragrant-smelling...:)

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@2603095

I'm pretty sure that any woman in her right mind would be hands all over...after a couple of hours with you...

You don't have too much of a pregnancy, do you?

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@2603098

You know that baby which men after 30 or 40 carry in front - usually their lower tummy. With some men it can be a 6 months pregnancy...

I'm just gauging on how much skin I have to caress...:)

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@2603122

So...you've got one,,,,right?

I'd find it hard to sleep while making out with someone or hard to make out while sleeping. Is this your version of spin the bottle on amirite Sukie? hehe smiliehehe smilie

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