Especially when I'm getting whipped.
Sure. I like wet
Leave me alone
Sorry, I just thought it was a good creative/silly/playful question. The question did popped in my mind from talking with you, but this questions isn't meant to be directed at you. I mean look at Will_Janitor's creative answer above.
I like it when I'm fed wet noodles... see there is a video!
Yeah .... that's my favorite kind.
Instant noodles are an irreplaceable part of a university student's life
No. I like them thrice digested.