Also about make love-80A good way to keep a girl would be to inject heroin into your nuts before you make love. Then when you jizz, you'll shoot heroin straight into her and she'll think you've giving her the greatest orgasm ever. And she'd be addickted to sex with you, amirite?
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Also about Music+33It can be frustrating when someone holds an extreme dislike towards the type of music you worship, amirite?
Also about make love+212If you make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3-4 minutes. amirite?
Also about make love-117We're gonna make love...until you wake up. amirite?
Also about Music+54It's kind of fun to find a song you really like out of your usual realm of musical taste, amirite? More
Also about make love+592We're constantly told things such as "love hurts," "the truth hurts," and "life isn't fair." But these are just clichéd lies covering up the real problem: us. We make love hurt, we make the truth sting, and we make life unfair, amirite?