If you were a (massive) giant, where in the hell would you get clothes?
If I was a bigfoot, I'd have all types of creepers running around using mating calls just trying to put a bullet into me... some how proving we exists is supposed to be helpful? They'll try killing me or any potential mate on sight just to prove a point?
You could prove the same thing with video cameras!
Stop trying to kill us endangered species!
Agreed. It makes me so angry.
If you want to prove they're real by collecting proof, that's one thing... as long as it doesn't harm them!
If they've gone this long without proof, then there must be almost none of them or they must not be that harmful to humans... as other animals have kills a lot more.
Plus you have to do stupid commercials.
Well, with those I would at least get paid, fed and get to throw some human around ... you know, assuming I got contract rights.
I like the fact that they do show there are repercussions to one's actions
Yes, it's very nice to see the repercussions of human's reaction ... and the animal get the last laugh
If I was a flying dragon, they would be fining me thousands of dollars for not following air traffic control regulations, every single time they were able to pick me up on radar!
And they'd also try and harness your fiery breath for cheap power generation. Dragon watts are cheaper than coal apparently.
True, but hopefully I can get an agent and charge them for that and make some big time $$$
Actually you could! Say dragon breath prevents global warming, and for the other side, say dragon droppings are made of coal
Well I could say that... but the truth is ALL animals exhaling adds more CO2 to the air (especially fire breath) which adds to the warming, but it adds less CO2 than coal!
You want to prevent global warming, add more plants and less animals.
You are right of course, but they would be fun to ride, as long as air traffic control were ok with it :)
But that's the thing... air traffic control is NEVER okay with it, because I have to file what type of plane I am and my ID numbers of like 10 different man made machine parts... which dragons don't have nor need!
Only legal way I can fly is be in international waters
Well that or private property under a certain height... especially under if I can stay off the air traffic radar.
If I were a Unicorn poachers would keep my on the run.
If I were a Seagoat, there would be no upside. Can't climb mountains on land, and can't swim for shit in the water. What's the point??
LOL! I don't know man. If those little things in the image are stars it seems to suggest you might be some sort of interstellar creature. So you could travel..
A seagoat might be able to live in a similar area as a hippo, which some have called waterhorses or riverhorses in some areas.
Still not seeing an upside. Ha!
If I were a Yeti people would use me to defend their position in the climate change debate.
If you were the Hulk, you'd never get a security deposit back!
Well I would wanna be a Pegasus but the biggest downside is I am afraid of heights
If i were a merman I'd find the mermaids hot but the whole making babies bit seems kinda frustrating