Pretty sure the list is shorter on what weird things I haven't ever done in public.
Ok so one time I was at a flea market with my best friend where were looking at this one booth that had everything I was kinda looking for but no prices. So every time I found something I would ask the guy running the both how much...well he kept calling me "Sugar Lips"...It was "Well Sugar Lips this and that"....well I kinda lost my patience with it and finally grabbed him by the shirt collar and planted a big fat kiss on him and said "Does that taste like sugar...nope then stop calling me that"...Btw...I got the five items I wanted and never had to pay a dime...I think he was in shock
You should be thankful, that he didn't call you "Replacement Hips"...
One day I took one of these quiz things on FB and it said the perfect nickname for me was "Cherry Lips"...
A magic trick, involving my naked butt.
When I was about 22, I was visiting Lansing, MI. I sat down in the Governor's chair and started making a little speech to my cousins .... just as a tour group arrived. Made a hasty exit and never looked back.