Also about friends+348It's irritating when Facebook suggests friends for you when you have only one mutual friend with that person. Sure, Facebook, I want to become friends with my summer camp acquaintance's mom's personal trainer, amirite?
Also about friends+387It's nice how on Amirite, you just click Add Friend and you're automatically friends with that person. It's like, "You WILL be my friend whether you like it or not! Bitch." Kind of how I make friends in real life, but more subtle, amirite?
Also about friends+212You don't understand the whole new "friend-zoning" concept. Since when was someone supposed to fall in love/wanna bang all of his/her friends of the opposite sex? Guys should understand that just because they're nice to a girl doesn't mean she has to date them, and girls should understand that just because they're not a hoe doesn't mean the guy has to date them, and they should both understand that sometimes people just want to fucking stay friends. Amirite?
Also about friends and meet+180You hate it when you are friends with your friends mom or your grandma or your aunt or some older person on Facebook and when you meet them again, as your hugging, they say something like, "Hey, it's my chat buddy!" or "Hi, Facebook friend!", amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+16Just saved bullet ant from drowning and it bit me ouchie. Being nice can be hard amirite?