Also about bird+166The early bird isn't really the one who gets the worm. The bird needs to be smart and quick to catch a worm, so the saying should be more like "The early, witty, and agile bird catches the worm", amirite?
Also about bird+225next time someone calls you a bird brain, say thank you. Alex the African grey parrot proved that a bird brain is stupid wrong. He was a bird who could answer different questions and answer correctly. He had the brain the size of a walnut, yet he had the intelligence of a five year old child, amirite?
Also about bird+256It's a bit peculiar how meat from a mammal isn't the name of the animal (beef, pork, etc) but meat from a bird is the name of the bird (chicken, duck). Amirite?
Also about bird+611In the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease.In the year of the bird, we had bird flu.In the year of the pig, we had swine flu. No wonder we're screwed in 2012, it's the year of the dragon!!! amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour-13Markiplier is the biggest attention seeker to ever exist on the internet, amirite? More