Nothing because I wouldn't be going for love or money. One just not my cup of tea and two there is somethings that eye bleach won't remove...Yes I know that is a very judgemental comment coming from me but I am just being honest.
Honesty is always appreciated. :)
Oh me too without a doubt.
Not much. It's not all it's cracked up to be - pun intended.
That's for sure.
Most people look better in clothes than nude.
Errm, nature and stuff.乂^◡^乂
What, so you don't just go there and have rampant sex with loads of other naked people? Well, that's a bit of a let down.
Good idea, lets phone and find out if it has loads of fit chicks that are gagging for some first this time.
We might have to twerk for it.
Taking a walk and feeling the wind brush against me.
Maybe enjoying some of the activity they offer.
Feeling and seeing the beautiful freedom.
Um... just HOW is it that wolves strip off their pelts?
Shaving, or perhaps a full-body Brazilian?
Oh? Are you trying to see naked wolves now?
If I wanted to see a naked wolf, I would just wave my wand.
So far, only the wolf's wand has waved.
To no effect.
We both know that good fairy wands don't work simply for naughty items...
And the only effect a wolf's wand would have on a large fairy is as a fly swatter... you have said so yourself
And I'm not attempting to shoo fly you, so there won't ever be any effect.
Of course you're not bad
You're a rhyme expert grad
You certainly are cheeky
More geeky then freaky
But no reason to be egad
Wolves do not drink
please try not to blink
Wolves basically only like water
especially when it gets hotter
you silly studious tink
Now Zolf, you should cease and desist,
From whatever your drink may consist.
Wolves often need "water,"
Looking AT what they oughter
Not see, but they cannot resist.
But if I stop drinking water, I will die
and then I couldn't stop and say hi
Is "oughter" really even a word?
It's so much better than "turd"!
what we can't resist is good warm pie
Now Zolfie, your blatant untruth
Is getting quite long in the tooth.
Just water, you say?
Your mom says, "Oh, NAY!
You OD'd on gin and vermouth."
Oh, I don't drink gin
And not about to begin
I sure don't get drunk
even though I'm a hunk
I prefer water with lemon
It's kind of a disgrace
that you judge by race
that wolf isn't me
why can't you see
& boobs in black lace
Just so y'all know......this has been truly entertaining.
Glad you enjoyed it. It's fun casting pearls in Zolf's direction.
Well, your rhymes always make me smile.
Like Think said, I'm glad you enjoyed it... I think we both like to be silly a bit
Plus I'm a talking/typing wolf, that's an ambassador to humans... and she's a magical fairy. So we know some of the secrets of non-human worlds.
She's really a very sweet fairy
whose head gets a tad bit airy
she can't remember I don't drink
that sweet, kind & awesome tink
by the way, my favor pie is berry
Your boobs aren't in that lace
and that's surely not my face
the only other thing I've been sipping
is a woman's warm, wet and dripping
during my trips to third base
It’s about time that you have awaken
At nudist colonies we’re normally naked
There is nothing to be ashamed about
You should just let it all hang out
Oh look there is a large plate of bacon!
Just run your tongue along that meat
Warm, hot, wet and oh so ready to eat
How wonderful making those streams
Lick it clean, lick it until she screams
Oh I love meat, it’s such a great treat!
Use your wand to cut it into your bite size
cus no one want you to choke and dies
my meat sure as hell, ain't no joke
it's just covered with liquid smoke
among the guys, my meat is the grand prize
Thank you for being kind
keeping my pain in mind
you're such an amazing fairy
during your human missionary
doing work to improving mankind
Of course you surely don’t lack
Because your mighty fine rack
And your tiny, cute behind
That is quite well defined
And using magic to give back
It's kind of funny....
I read y'alls ryhmes, then my eyes venture down and i see...hiking.
writing verses in the buff
I can't believe that brute
just loosen his chute,
all over your flute
like he was a prostitute,
d@#n your hiney is cute
Getting sensitive bits sunburnt!
Nothing, because I wouldn't be there to begin with.
No thanks. Mosquitoes and sunburn are bad enough when certain areas are covered.
I prefer nudity to be by appointment.
Putting on a lot more sunscreen than usual.