If you could be a kid again, what's the first thing you'd do?

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I'd climb back up into my favorite tree.

@JanHaskell I'd climb back up into my favorite tree.

In the near future, you can have the tree to climb on you.

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@2599583

I realized that only after Jan's comment. What I originally meant, that since every single object is already having some sort of a mental breakdown as in Artificial Intelligence, it won't take long for the silly Tolkien trees taking over the world. Soon, they will climb on each and everyone of us. After that, the Mankind really should reconsider the idea of climbing down the trees in the distant past.

Buy Microsoft, IBM and Apple

I would choose not to.

I'd have a plum fight with my siblings. lol

I'd throw a screaming and kicking tantrum about not being tall enough.

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@2599397

d smilie Wotchit, mate.

The last kid that tried that on me
Met with trouble he failed to foresee.
I grabbed the young brat
And wrestled him flat;
He screamed, "Sorry, Liz, please let me be!"

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@2599449

Not a chance...

In the unlikely event that I needed help, my friend Ser would come on the run and together we'd make short work of you. hehe smilie

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@2599589

She's got a WICKED left hook! biggrin smilie

@2599493

This is all the good your fists would do you... hehe smilie
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@2599525

Now Platty, you're QUITE in a trance,
To think, in this WIDE world's expanse,
You'd BE any match;
Defeat you would snatch,
With haste and dispatch; you've no chance.
(but you wouldn't mind losing too much)
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Live without my folks abusing me.

Probably start learning guitar at an ealier age

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