Carrots and bluecheese
At first I thought that was a joke, because I mistakenly read....
"I had half a bagel with humans :)"
instead of hummus... but I hope you enjoyed it.
No wonder you are in such good shape. Most ppl would have a WHOLE bagel; the idea of a half would be unthinkable.
Two cookies....that was last night.
That's BBBBAD ... you need to go to snack jail until you have more than two
Sourdough rye toast
A leg. Might have belonged to a chair, once.