Communist Merkel loves criminals.
Well, you know once they get to where they're going, they're not actually migrating anymore, so it's actually just Germans raping other Germans.
And, look how hot Merkel is! People aren't used to seeing that kind of cheese cake just walking around. Obviously men will feel a stirring in their drawers.
And, do you know how difficult it would be to check everyone coming in? We would need some time to set that up, you know put a travel restriction up or something.
[end of sarcasm]
I feel badly for the German people. They used to have a pretty cool country.