Thinking of the things they used to give away on popular seventies/eighties game shows.
A wireless boat anchor.
Congratulations, you have just won a one way trip to North Korea.
Sure, but as of now, you don't know me.
Anything uniquely Japanese.
And I had to look for a while to find a pic that tame!
Do they really have vending machines selling / renting women?
No, the women are free. But you can buy their used undies. And anything else you want.
I'll pass on the cruise and patio furniture set.
I free trip to Iran.
I'd take the Whammy over the popcorn popper.
A trip to another country.
No cruise or airline tickets