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Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Life+52Truism #1 - No one knows you like you think you know yourself. amirite?
Also about life and opportunity+278If you were given the opportunity to relive your life, but with the knowledge gained from your current life, and the ability to act on it, you would take it, amirite?
Also about life, knock, and opportunity+455Opportunity doesn't knock. Opportunity barges into your life like a bulldozer. You have two choices: ride the Bulldozer of Opportunity or be swept up with all the other mediocre people. amirite?
Also about life and inevitably+75Living Life itself makes you inevitably vulnerable to death, so in a way, Life IS deadly. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life and nap+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?