I danced with a Mexican because the voices told me.
Oh that made me giggle
I gave my number to a sock because that's how I roll.
(the sock never called...bitch)
I kissed a soda because I am hot & I do what I want to
Yeah! Good for you , LP
You were lucky, LP.
Oh yes yes I am
I danced with a banana.....because that's what I do.
Chiquita is pretty irresistible, so I get it.
"I shot a DVD player because I hate myself."
Hey, I'm not that guilty about watching those dirty movies :P
That was too funny.
I licked a condom, because i am pure class...
You chose the dirty... uh pure class way.
I beat a bowl of french fries because the voices in my head said so.
I got naked with Kermit the Frog because I love bacon.
What about the image. You don't like the sentence?
I choked on a llama because I was high. :)
I choked on a ninja because that's how I roll.
So many grey shirts.
I gave my number to myself because I was drunk.
I murdered my psychiatrist because I'm hot and I do what I want.
I fell in love with my best friend because that's how I roll. :P
Not the best way to roll.