Also about life and celebrate+118It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
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Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life, longer, and working+82It really puts your life into perspective when you meet someone who's been working or married for longer than you've been alive, amirite?
Also about working and celebrate+263Labor Day: let's celebrate working by not working. amirite?
Also about life and longer+300If you think about how long ago 1000 years was, you probably don't really think about how long it would feel to live through 1000 years. But if you think about life 10 years ago, you realize a lot of things have happened in your life since then, making it seem like a really long time ago. So in a way, 10 years ago seems longer than 1000 years ago. amirite?
Also about Politics+63There's probably one dude out there who uses faceapp with dating apps to see what the women will look like when they get old. amirite?
Also about Politics-64From now on, every lying liberal shall be known as Adam "pencil neck" Schiff! So, c'mon all you Adams out there, show your Adam! amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?