I'm waiting on puns and neebles.
I gotta fave this and think up some good ones I know I can totally own this if I was more sober lol
I enjoy puns. Anyone else read the Xanth series of books by Piers Anthony?
I hope you don't expect fast responses. My puns are only half fast.
I entered a pun contest once, I had to submit ten puns. I didn't win anything actually. But if someone cared enough to ask if I had won anything I would say "No pun in ten did".
I made up a similar one.))
I once met a girl with twelve nipples, sounds funny, dozen tit.
It is as I suspected, somebody has been adding soil to my garden..... the plot thickens.
Not that many of you might know this, but some years ago I had a job as a can crusher, long hours, not much fun. In the end I had to leave because it was soda-pressing.
Cat puns freak meowt, I'm not kitten!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible".
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nuts are under a buck.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.