Also about work, job, and interview0To make a good impression to an interviewer for a job, grab a piece of paper mid interview, draw an extremely ugly picture which is very unclear, tell them that the picture is of them, and convince them that it's your best work, amirite?
Also about work and job+3"So I'm looking for a new job and no one will hire me!!! As soon as I state my desired salary they say they're only going to be able to give me half of that! i can't go work for a lower salary! But I'm so sick of this job where I have to work extremely hard, I want an easier schedule!". Oh just shut up and make up your mind, amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment-8Raising children becomes easier after the first one. Amirite?
Also about work and job+7Money shouldn't be the focus of a job totally. If you're going to work long hours and work almost everyday, you might as well enjoy it a lot. No amount of money will ever fix how boring/crappy it is. amirite?
Also about Jobs & Employment+6Having success in life is doing what you mostly craved for, not earning money to show off, amirite? More
Also about work, job, and interview+7Interviewer: "How bad do you want this job?" Interviewee: "Very bad, sir. I've wanted to work here for years." Interviewer: "Last question, do you pwn noobs?" Interviewee: "Excuse me, sir?" Interviewer: "Do you pwn noobs?" Interviewee: "Yes, sir. I believe I do." Interviewer: "Welcome aboard, you're hired!" Best interview ever, amirite?
Also by VicZinc+81You have eaten something while you were alone that you would not eat in front of others. Amirite?
Also about work+15beats printer shakes printer bashes printer WORK DAMMIT WORK! stars making farting noises "error flashes on screen FUCK! WORK YOU STUPID THING! I NEED TO PRINT THIS ASSIGNMENT! still making shitting noises* Best day to start the day, amirite?
Also about job+22If every job requires job experience to get hired, then there's no way to get a job to begin with, amirite?