Can you come up with Newspaper Headlines? Subject: Miscellaneous.

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SAILOR SUES WHITE HOUSE

• Concussion Resulting from Jumping Fence....pg2
• Promises to Never Jump WH Fence Again....pg6

OBAMA SAYS DEPRESSION FAMILY MATTER ONLY.

• Not Due to Donald....following report

Cows strike! Udder conjestion on
route 6.

Blah, blah, blah
Continued on page 2

BREAKING NEWS: Trump gets trumped out of office, Mika Brezinski is elected president.

MARKO SAYS JOHN KISSED HIM...
No comment: From Scurrilous Hamilton Tenement John Charles

IVANKA POISONS THE DONALD!
CLAIMS TO BE QUEEN!

Jared, mum

GORDON RAMSAY SAYS MARKO PIERRE WHIITE MADE HIM CRY
-I'll Never Let Anyone Do That to Me Again

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