Also about hope, happy birthday, and great day+195You get pretty offended when you receive a message during the afternoon of your birthday that says something like 'Happy birthday! Hope you had a great day.' You're like "Whoa man, slow down. My day's not over yet. Fuck you and your premature past tense.", amirite?
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Also about happy birthday+116It's always awkward when people sing happy birthday to you. You just don't know what to do. Amirite?
Also about today and happy birthday+780Today Sam-I-Am with his green eggs and ham turned 50. Happy birthday Sam-I-Am you culinary genius you. amirite?